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Chris and I have starting toying with the idea of moving to St.Louis. He’s been working up here all week and both of us are really liking it. Plus more opportunities through his company and way more things for the kids to do. I like the idea that a trip to the zoo could happen anytime we want instead of it being a giant deal and having to spend a whole day driving there and back. I...
Damn you time change.
The babes wake up at 6:55 like it is a time normal people wake up. Wrong, go back to sleep.
kelsium: thedmoshow:samann:allisonweiss: ...
how many times I watched Elmo’s Adventures in Grouchland today. I dare you.
Can't stop watching Veronica Mars.
A special shout out to the independents, who switched sides again, because...– Bill Maher (via haygirlhay) I hate and yet I love Bill Maher (via piratesswoop) It happens, I had a hard time reading New Rules, so much of it was “go to bed grandpa.” -Joe (via stfuconservatives)
Is there such thing as a a phobia of class/ceramic...
I’m positive the glasses are chipped and I will swallow glass or cut my mouth. Also they are all dirty. I have a special cup, it’s plastic and the only cup I drink out of. The hubs bought it for me at Target. I clean it myself. I don’t like for it to go in the cabinet, because Who knows what kind of spiders live there. I keep it in the fridge. I will use straws at restaurants or...
I might touch a dingdong.
Hello LuJack City. New kid new name.
The best part about having a kid is getting to wake up at 2am and watch The Princess and the Frog so the kid can wake up from her night terrors. Oh wait no, no it’s not. However it might be watching Ice Age mother fucking 2 non stop for 3 days.
Internets back on Monday bitches. I’ll tell you all about how often I get to watch Ice Age II
I DO plan on telling my babies that I am pro choice. I also plan on telling them...– Librarian Pirate: I like it when LP gets feisty. (via kelsium)
This is sucking more and more.
Going on day 3 of my hospital stay. 2 days until my birthday. Who knows when I’m leaving because apparently I’m just getting sicker. We’re trying to get to September 7th, but who knows Lujack city could be starting sooner than we thought.
Sometimes I think we take for granted the fact...
I’m being filmed right now for the blog, so so weird. This is awkward, ahhhh.
I quit today
I once dated a guy who took off all his clothes to poop. Even in public bathrooms. He thought it was normal.
A teacher eats school lunch every day. Blogs about... →
Q: Will you ever go back to The X-Files? David Duchovny: “It’s...– Time
Can I please gasp aloud more at Lost tonight?
Did I ever tell you about the time...
That I worked in reservations for a well know more high end Hotel chain, I talked on the phone non stop and one day a gentleman named Michael Hunt called to book a room. (Not joking) The whole time on the phone with Mr. Hunt I repeated over and over to myself not to say Mike Hunt. Well while reading the recap of his reservation I did it. After saying Mike Hunt aloud on a business call I knew I had...
Someone shoot me
I’m considering buying a pair of Birkenstock sandals. Not like super Birkenstocky but still. I have high arches and bizarre arthritis on my feet. Also my feet are getting all pregnant swollen and they look so comfortable.
Just had to google "cleaning motivation"
Still sitting on the couch reading, but I have to finish watching revenge of the nerds first. Oh and then I have to find something to watch while I clean. Also need to pee first and the bathroom is a mess should I clean there? No, living room tv, maybe I should look at dishwashers again I mean we need one and maybe they are on sale. Somehow I just bought a Judy Garland Biography and a tea kettle...